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No, no, I never mess around.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu- Hang on, I said. Shoe? S-h-u, she said. The god of the wind. On. I wished these gods had names that wearn't common household objects. Go on, please.
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He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).
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Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time?
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Okay, I said. Just a normal afternoon and two normal people. She nodded. And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh? Oh... I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. Um.
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I grabbed a pair of glowing red legs.
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Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?
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Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them.
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It's like I was connected to the plumping system.
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Percy, my father said, what exactly do you mean? Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their parents, I said. They felt angry, resentful, and unloved, and they had a good reason.
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo whistled. Allowance? Piper, your mom rocks!
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I have to be careful. My readers are very detail-oriented, and if I make a mistake they'll call me on it.
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You... The centaur's eyes flared like a cornered animal's. You should be dead.
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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice.
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Terminus sniffed. “I guard borders. I don’t kill giants. It’s not in my job description.
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The dead aren't scary. They are just sad.
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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!
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Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of the sadness.
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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.
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Safety from what? Who's after me? Oh, nobody much, Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions.
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