Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
We're still just the world's premium brand of ape.
Rick Bayan
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Rick Bayan
Brands
Stills
Still
World
Premium
Apes
Brand
More quotes by Rick Bayan
REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.
Rick Bayan
POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac actually a potent laxative that, whenever ingested by people in high places, causes everyone below to run for cover.
Rick Bayan
Most people perceive moderates as timid, middle-of-the-roaders, who can't take a stand.
Rick Bayan
Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty
Rick Bayan
Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.
Rick Bayan
Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.
Rick Bayan
The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.
Rick Bayan
Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equality and eggheads. The backbone of all Western democracies.
Rick Bayan