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Books were a lot less messy than orgasms.

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Richelle Mead
Age: 47
Born: 1976
Born: November 12
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Michigan
United States
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Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you. Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?
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Yeah according to my- Hey, are you staring at my chest? -Rose to Adrian
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Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
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We're going on a, um, windmill tour later this week. If I'd wanted to shut them all up, I'd definitely succeeded. They all looked stunned. Adrian spoke first. I'm going to assume that means he's flying you to Amsterdam on his private jet. If so, I'd like to come along. But not for the windmills.
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Yes, Roza. I did want you. I still do. I wish... we could be together. -Dimitri to Rose on their relationship
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Feminist,” he said, clearly amused. “Next you’ll be telling us you hate men.” She gave him a blank look. “I only hate stupid men who don’t actually understand what ‘feminist’ means.” He laughed. “You run into a lot of men like that?” “All the time.” “Really?” “Even as we speak, Nick.” “Oh no she didn’t,” said Peter. I groaned.
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Call me crazy for asking this, but, um, are Lissa and I going with you? No No? No.
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What am I supposed to do with a wool coat? Especially here in Palm Springs?” “Sleep with it,” he suggested. “Think of me.
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Really, Sage? A date?” I sighed. “Yes, Adrian. A date.” “A real date. Not, like, doing homework together,” he added. “I mean like where you go out to a movie or something. And a movie that’s not part of a school assignment. Or about something boring.” “A real date.
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Ah, those two. In a fight, they’re lethal. Around each other, they melt.
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I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.
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Turning away, I stared at the long road winding off ahead of me. I sighed. This trip might take awhile. Then start walking, Rose, I muttered to myself. I set off, off to kill the man I loved.
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Mentor’s Official and Complete Procedural Handbook on Initial Succubus Intake and Probationary Period (Abridged). “Abridged?” I spun toward Jerome. “Tell me you’re getting back at me for the time I accused you of wearing Old Spice.” “That one’s still coming,” said the demon. “This one’s for real.
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Did you see that dress?” I saw the dress.” Did you like it?” He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?” When he spoke, I could barely hear him. You'll endanger the school.” I smiled and fell asleep.
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Oh God. She probably thinks we were off doing—you know—romantic type, um, things—
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He glanced over at me, a smile twisting his lips. Hey, no advice, Ghost Girl. Guardians should be seen and not heard. I flipped him off for the Ghost Girl comment but he didn't notice because Lissa was talking to him again.
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When Love And Jealousy Collide On The Slopes, Winter Break Turns Deadly
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You’re killing me here, Sage!” “I’m not doing anything.” “Exactly my point.
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You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.
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You are so beautiful, it hurts me sometimes. -Dimitri to Rose
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