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If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Richard Pryor
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Richard Pryor
Age: 65 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 1
Died: 2005
Died: December 10
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Peoria
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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor
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Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
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The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.
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Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
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Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.
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A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
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You can have a film and have 200 white people working on it, and nobody finds anything wrong with that. But if you insist on having a black crew, all of a sudden there's something wrong.
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I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
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I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
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