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No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.
Richard Pryor
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Richard Pryor
Age: 65 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 1
Died: 2005
Died: December 10
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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
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You can have a film and have 200 white people working on it, and nobody finds anything wrong with that. But if you insist on having a black crew, all of a sudden there's something wrong.
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If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.
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I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.
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What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.
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But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
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I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
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Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.
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My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
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Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
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I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.
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When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!
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You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
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If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
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I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.
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It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.
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I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.
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