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I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

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Richard Kadrey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 27
Novelist
Photographer
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
New York City
New York
Richard Albert Kadrey
Dishes
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Deals
Hell
Fighting
Fear
Laundry
Arena

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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
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Don't talk. Kill it. That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.
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I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
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He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.
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