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Don't talk. Kill it. That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

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Richard Kadrey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 27
Novelist
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Science Fiction Writer
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New York City
New York
Richard Albert Kadrey
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If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.
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The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the sausage factory. Maybe I've been hallucinating this whole time and there is no Heaven and Hell. Instead of having to choose between God and the devil, maybe our only real choice comes down to link or patty?
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Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
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Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
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No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.
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I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
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He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.
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There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing as little as possible and mutant slabs of tanned, posthuman beef sip iced steroid lattes and pump iron until their pecs are the size of Volkswagens.
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