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Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.

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Richard Kadrey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: August 27
Novelist
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Science Fiction Writer
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New York City
New York
Richard Albert Kadrey
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If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.
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Don't talk. Kill it. That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.
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That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream Daddy Issues.
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We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
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The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the sausage factory. Maybe I've been hallucinating this whole time and there is no Heaven and Hell. Instead of having to choose between God and the devil, maybe our only real choice comes down to link or patty?
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Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
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If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
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No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.
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Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
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I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
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Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.
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There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing as little as possible and mutant slabs of tanned, posthuman beef sip iced steroid lattes and pump iron until their pecs are the size of Volkswagens.
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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
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God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.
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Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me out with a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?
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As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding of the world. Going back to old ways, old technology is forbidden. There in no past, no present, only an endless future of inadequacy
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I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
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I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape. I always look at these things like haiku: you have to work within certain parameters, but within them, you’re completely free.
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Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.
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He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.
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