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When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

Richard J. Needham

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Richard J. Needham
Age: 83 †
Born: 1912
Born: January 1
Died: 1996
Died: January 1
Columnist
Tell
Cruel
Men
Count
Clutches
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Clutch
Tells
Escaped
Blessing
Tyrant
Sex
Steam
Enjoy
Tyrants
Running
Blessings

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