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The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

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Rich Hall
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: June 10
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
City of Alexandria
Virginia
Richard Travis Hall
Richard Hall
Otis Lee Crenshaw
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