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I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

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Rich Fulcher
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: November 18
Comedian
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Bay State
Turkish
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When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.
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Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers. It was almost exactly like that .
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I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, Man, you have a great American accent, and I go, No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents. And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.
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When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks.
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When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood of something, and I said, I thought he was the Arnold Schwarzenegger, or more like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He just looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't know what I was talking about.
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It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I got spoiled, because that was my first concert. I wish in retrospect I had seen someone like Air Supply, and then my expectations could keep rising. Nothing against Air Supply. I'm All Out Of Love is still a classic.
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I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.
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I say cheers to everything.
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While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!
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It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.
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I still have the Antonio Banderas outfit from when I toured with Noel Fielding. I kept that outfit, and if you guys want it back, forget about it. It's mine. Silky silky. My silky, silky shirt is mine. My black pants are mine. And the boot is mine!
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The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.
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I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.
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When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book. I had a little moon book, which I still have somewhere, and he signed it, and he died. It's true.
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Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers! I do say cheers automatically, from living over there. I say cheers to everything.
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That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.
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I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?
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When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.
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I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, Let me just bypass this law thing. I mean, sure, it helps you read a contract, but I can read a contract regardless. It's just common sense, contracts.
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I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.
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