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I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.
Rich Fulcher
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Rich Fulcher
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 18
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I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, Let me just bypass this law thing. I mean, sure, it helps you read a contract, but I can read a contract regardless. It's just common sense, contracts.
Rich Fulcher
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood of something, and I said, I thought he was the Arnold Schwarzenegger, or more like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He just looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't know what I was talking about.
Rich Fulcher
I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.
Rich Fulcher
Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers. It was almost exactly like that .
Rich Fulcher
While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!
Rich Fulcher
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.
Rich Fulcher
Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.
Rich Fulcher
That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.
Rich Fulcher
It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.
Rich Fulcher
It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I got spoiled, because that was my first concert. I wish in retrospect I had seen someone like Air Supply, and then my expectations could keep rising. Nothing against Air Supply. I'm All Out Of Love is still a classic.
Rich Fulcher
I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?
Rich Fulcher
I say cheers to everything.
Rich Fulcher
When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book. I had a little moon book, which I still have somewhere, and he signed it, and he died. It's true.
Rich Fulcher
I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.
Rich Fulcher
When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.
Rich Fulcher
Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers! I do say cheers automatically, from living over there. I say cheers to everything.
Rich Fulcher
I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.
Rich Fulcher
The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.
Rich Fulcher
I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, Man, you have a great American accent, and I go, No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents. And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.
Rich Fulcher
When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks.
Rich Fulcher