Because I love the taste of meat I am a reluctant but dedicated vegetarian.

Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages, maybe take an animal degree.

A woman who utters such disgusting and depressing noise has no right to be anywhere, no right to live. Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech, that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible. Don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.