Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages, maybe take an animal degree.

Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime.

A woman who utters such disgusting and depressing noise has no right to be anywhere, no right to live. Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech, that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible. Don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

Because I love the taste of meat I am a reluctant but dedicated vegetarian.