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The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
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