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The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
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New York City
Aaron Chwatt
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