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John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
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Aaron Chwatt
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