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Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Dean
Martin
Blues
Dinner
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Singing
Pancreas
Right
Overheard
Never
Liver

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