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Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Belief
Never
Wendy
Gandhi
Dinner
Asked
Went

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