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John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Critics
Dinner
Sorry
Thought
Never
Wilkes
Booth
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John

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