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Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
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Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
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