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Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
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Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
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Roots
Back
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