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Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Never
Dinner
Coming
Stop
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Mother
Around
Goliath
Home
Stoned
Always
David

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