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Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Wife
Stop
Never
Pillar
Pillars
Shaking
Salt
Dinner
Turned

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