Quote

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Never
Wives
Tonight
King
Dinner
Kings
Thousand
Wife
Solomon
Doesn
Headache

More quotes by Red Buttons

Image
Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Red Buttons
Image
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Red Buttons
Image
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Red Buttons
Image
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Image
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons