Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Phones
Pick
Picks
Dinner
Call
Mother
Milo
Never
Venus
Phone
More quotes by Red Buttons
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Red Buttons
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Red Buttons
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Red Buttons
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
