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Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Bathroom
Bed
Dinner
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