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I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

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Red Buttons
Age: 87 †
Born: 1919
Born: February 5
Died: 2006
Died: July 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Aaron Chwatt
Helping
Giving
Always
Clowning
Joking

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