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Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Ray Stevens

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Ray Stevens
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: January 24
Musician
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Singer-Songwriter
Georgia
United States
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