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My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
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Queens
New York
Raymond Romano
Raymond Albert Ray Romano
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