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You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
Poker Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Queens
New York
Raymond Romano
Raymond Albert Ray Romano
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