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I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
Poker Player
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Television Actor
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Queens
New York
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I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
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