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I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
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Queens
New York
Raymond Romano
Raymond Albert Ray Romano
Raymond Albert Romano
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