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In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Queens
New York
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?
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