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Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
Ray Romano
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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
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It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.
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You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.
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People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.
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I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
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I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
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Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.
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For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.
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It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
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I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
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