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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

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Ray Romano
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
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People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.
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That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
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Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.
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In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.
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The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
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I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
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Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
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I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
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I have this mistress: show business.
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If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
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