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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

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Ray Romano
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
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The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.
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I want to do well and I want to fit in.
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
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I was wracked with insecurity.
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It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
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When you wake up one day and say, You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
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Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
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Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.
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The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
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I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
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That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
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I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
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In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
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You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
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