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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
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