Quote

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Ray Romano

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
Poker Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Queens
New York
Raymond Romano
Raymond Albert Ray Romano
Raymond Albert Romano
Family
Apple
Money
Apples
Every
Clean
Make
Clothes
Motivational
Gets
Wife
Morning

More quotes by Ray Romano

Image
I like doing film, you know, single-camera.
Ray Romano
Image
As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.
Ray Romano
Image
I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?
Ray Romano
Image
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
Ray Romano
Image
I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.
Ray Romano
Image
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
Ray Romano
Image
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.
Ray Romano
Image
It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
Ray Romano
Image
You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
Ray Romano
Image
My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
Ray Romano
Image
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.
Ray Romano
Image
My daughter's tricycle said Some Assembly Required. It came in a jar.
Ray Romano
Image
I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
Ray Romano
Image
That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
Ray Romano
Image
I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
Ray Romano
Image
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Ray Romano
Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
Ray Romano
Image
I was wracked with insecurity.
Ray Romano
Image
If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
Ray Romano
Image
I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
Ray Romano