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I want to do well and I want to fit in.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
Poker Player
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Television Actor
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Queens
New York
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I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
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When you wake up one day and say, You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
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The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
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