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I want to do well and I want to fit in.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
Actor
Film Actor
Poker Player
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New York
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Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.
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I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.
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I have this mistress: show business.
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I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
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In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.
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I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.
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After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.
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The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
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I love standup and I haven't given it up.
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
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