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I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

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Ray Romano
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: December 21
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Queens
New York
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My daughter's tricycle said Some Assembly Required. It came in a jar.
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I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?
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My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
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The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
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I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
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I want to do well and I want to fit in.
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