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Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3

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Randy Glasbergen
Age: 58 †
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Died: 2015
Died: August 11
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New York
United States
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