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Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

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Ralphie May
Age: 45 †
Born: 1972
Born: February 17
Died: 2017
Died: October 6
Comedian
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Chattanooga
Tennessee
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Ralph Duren May
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