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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
Ralphie May
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Ralphie May
Age: 45 †
Born: 1972
Born: February 17
Died: 2017
Died: October 6
Comedian
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Chattanooga
Tennessee
Ralph May
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Ralphie Duren May
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