Quote

So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.

Rachel Vincent

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Rachel Vincent
Point
Brochures
Hard
Libido
Recruiting
Good
Bullet
Afterlife
Bullets
Saying
Probably
Brochure

More quotes by Rachel Vincent

Image
I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.
Rachel Vincent
Image
She wasn't feeling nothing. She was feeling too much. She was blocking it all out. That was a survival skill, and her still-beating heart was proof that it worked.
Rachel Vincent
Image
You should be careful, tossing descriptors like that around in a situation like this. My ‘problem’ isn’t little. Unless you’re drawing some pretty wild comparisons. Please tell me you’re not drawing wild comparisons. Or blood-relative comparisons.
Rachel Vincent
Image
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
Rachel Vincent
Image
It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?
Rachel Vincent
Image
Tod's pale brows arched halfway up his forehead, and he looked suddenly, achingly wistful. She knows not what she says... Maybe not. But I was starting to get a pretty good idea.
Rachel Vincent
Image
Are you going to deliver whatever threat Avari sent you with, or are we going to have to start guessing? Tod said. I gotta warn you, I'm insanely good at charades.
Rachel Vincent
Image
If you want to call yourself my friend, you should know that position comes with boundaries. Sabine frowned. I'm no good with boundaries. Yes, and the ocean is damp. Can we be done with the understatements now?
Rachel Vincent
Image
Maybe I won't look so bad when you're not standing next to me.
Rachel Vincent
Image
Em didn't truly understand about my panic attacks - no one did. But she'd never pushed me to explain, never tried to ditch me when things got weird, and never once looked at me like I was a freak.
Rachel Vincent
Image
He’s like the Rasputin of reapers.
Rachel Vincent
Image
Unfortunately, unless the job description included a translation of the prologue of The Canterbury Tales, I was dreadfully under-qualified.
Rachel Vincent
Image
What could thunderbirds want with us? I wondered aloud [...] We'll find out when Big Bird wakes up, Marc said. My father shook his head. We'll find out now. Wake him up and make him sing.
Rachel Vincent
Image
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.
Rachel Vincent
Image
For those who may not know this, Madeline recruited me specifically to help hunt and take out a serial soul thief- I call him Cap'n Crunch, Luca interrupted, and was rewarded with a roomful of frowns. You know. Because he's a cereal thief?
Rachel Vincent
Image
I couldn't see who swam in the darkness, who wore shadows like a second skin.
Rachel Vincent
Image
This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods.
Rachel Vincent
Image
He’s not like you, Tod. Aside from a couple of notable exceptions, you tend to think things through, but Nash is ruled by his heart—
Rachel Vincent
Image
The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.
Rachel Vincent
Image
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.
Rachel Vincent