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Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
Rachel Cohn
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Rachel Cohn
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
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They were tricky, those demons. Could they be trusted? Of course they could be trusted. She'd created them. She owned them. They wouldn't lead her astray.
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Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty decided to take a nap from which she would never wake up.
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With what you were talking about before. The world being broken. Maybe it isn't that we're supposed to find the pieces and put them back together. Maybe we're the pieces. Nick says. Maybe, Nick says, what we're supposed to do is come together. That's how we stop the breaking.
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This must be part of Mother Nature's master plan—making these boys so irresistibly cute, in such a naughty way, that the purity of their intentions becomes irrelevant.
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The universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.
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