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Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

Rachel Cohn

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Rachel Cohn
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Silver Spring
Maryland
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I was horribly bookish, to the point of coming right out and saying it, which I knew was not socially acceptable.
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[S]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like I’m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it all away and give her as much silence as she’s given me pain.
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He's not my step brother technically, so I think it's okay that I kissed him once.
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Listen to me: I never married because I was too easily bored. It's an awful, self-defeating trait to have. It's much better to be too easily interested.
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Males are the most incomprehensible species.
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I am bigger than the box I'm in.
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One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness.
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Better to end this dream before it becomes a nightmare.
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So he's worth a second shot? The more apt question, my dear, is: are you?
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I don’t know what boldness came over me, but the resolute heaviness of Dash’s demeanor threatened to crush my soul. My pinky finger crept over and nestled against his, for comfort. Like a magnet, his pinky finger latched onto and intertwined with mine. I like magnets a whole lot.
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We all just took the bookstore at its word, because if you couldn't trust a bookstore, what could you trust?
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When in doubt, ingest carbs.
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Books. I'd probably spend all my time alone and lost in books if I could. It's easier that way.
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Do you still Kill Gerbils?
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The universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.
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She told me if I clean all the ashes out of the grate, then I’ll be able to help my sisters get ready for the bal.” “It’s Christmas, Dashiel. Can’t you give that atitude a rest?” “Merry Christmas, Dad. And thanks for the presents.” “What presents?” “I’m sorry—those were all from Mom, weren’t they?
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It's the great male fantasy-all it takes is one dance to know that she's the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know-this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want princes, but boys want their princesses just as much.
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Usually my characters, though young, tend to be street-wise.
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It's a total lie to say there's only one person you're going to be with for the rest of your life. If you're lucky - and if you try really hard - there will always be more than one.
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So much is happening and yet nothing at all.
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