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About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
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“There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl,” ... “Except yours.”
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You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.
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The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy. The world these laughing people lived in was a very different place. She was in a very different place.
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Michael patted him on the shoulder. “I like this plan,” he said. “You and Eve, picking up cake and flowers, and you can’t even say a word. Should be tons of fun.” Shane almost choked, and gave Michael a sideways glare. Michael sent him a hundred-watt smile in return—no fangs, which was probably for the best.
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That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.
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Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve
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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. You're bleeding, he said. What happened? Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else. Michael looked blank. I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?
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Rambo was a Green Beret, Hannah said. Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.
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Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?
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You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.
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You’re not seriously going out again, are you?” “Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name’s Laura. If you want more details, you’re gonna have to download the video like everybody else.
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Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!
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Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
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Did that remind anybody else of something? Yes, Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. How much I need to shave her head while she's sleeping.
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You're much shorter than my mom. Brat, she said, surprised into a giggle. That's no way to talk to a vampire. Bloodsucking brat. Better he said.
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Better be, Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. I could totally date somebody else, you know. And I could rent out your room. And I could put your game console on eBay. Hey, Shane protested. Now you're just being mean.
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What do you think it is? It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know. I would never build a lawn trimmer, Myrnin said. What did the lawn ever do to me?
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As I leafed through the book in front of me and watched the dust swirl in the air, I wondered if maybe there was some evil dormant virus in the pages that would infect me, like the mummy dust that used to kill archaeologists. Death by research. That was not a glorious end.
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She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he'd lost his best- his only friend.
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You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you! he called as she ran down the hall. Love you, too, jackass!
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