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Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
Right
Juan
Asshole
Crying
Routine
Cry
Leave
Probably
Girl

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You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you! he called as she ran down the hall. Love you, too, jackass!
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Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.
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