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So, been attacked by any vampires yet? Not one. Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters? It's been really quiet on the supernatural front Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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the United States of America
Julie Fortune
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