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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major? Oded said. Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
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Hannah leaned against the wall. Mind if I call shotgun? Since you're carrying one? Feel free.
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I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy. He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants, Eve said. Define crazy.
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When she set Shane’s glass of Coke down in front of him, she did it with probably a little too much emphasis he glanced up at her with a question-mark expression.[...] ‘‘What?’’ Shane asked her, and took a drink. ‘‘Did I forget to say thanks? Because, thanks. Best Coke ever. Did you make it yourself? Special recipe?
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Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, Bob would be very disappointed in you.
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Shane it came back to her in a dizzy rush how he'd stopped her on the way into this place, in the faint dawn of light 'i wnt you to promise me one thing. promise me you'll marry me. Not now. Someday.
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Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
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Myrnin to Claire: If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.
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He (Michael) was gone in a whisper of air, hardly making any sound at all, and Claire shivered and leaned against Shane’s solid, very human warmth. His arms went around her, and he touched his lips lightly to the back of her neck. “How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we’ve had?” “I sweat perfume. Like all girls.
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Shane talking to Claire - Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually... Shut up Claire said.
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Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.
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See? she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede! Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!
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Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
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You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.
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I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.
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Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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(Djinn are essentially vapor.) I blew him away.
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How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had? I sweat perfume. Like all girls.
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Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?
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