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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major? Oded said. Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
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Right. That’s the end of the line for you tonight. You’re going home, I’m seeing you safe inside, and I’m going home to hide in a closet until this blows over. I suggest you do the same.
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Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool
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We're clear, she said. You're kind of a psycho. I get that
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If you ask me if I’m imagining it again, I’m going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking.” Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. “He doesn’t sound crazy.” “Er,” she clarified, “crazier. He sounds like he’s back to normal, which is baseline crazy.
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It's a sad day when Myrnin is the safe choice, she thought. Apparently, he thought so, too, because he gave her a long, troubled look before pressing his thumb to a glass plate inside the room and opening the door.
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Where's your sense of adventure? Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?
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Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.I'm not dissing you, Claire sighed. I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important
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Maybe you're not his type. Michael said Oh, now you're just being insulting.
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You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.
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You’re not seriously going out again, are you?” “Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name’s Laura. If you want more details, you’re gonna have to download the video like everybody else.
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I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.
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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
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When giants fought, ants were crushed.
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Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.
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Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are? That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now
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And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.
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You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.
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Shane looked faintly injured. “I make it my business to know everything about silver. And I saw your notes. I study up on everything when it comes to your boss, anyway.” There was a flicker of jealousy about that, but she didn’t have time, or energy, to consider it very much. Not even whether or not she liked it.
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I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.
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Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.
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